I feel like this legendary land almost needs a goblin or merfolk just sitting in the corner shrugging at the viewers
If another creature enters the battlefield as or becomes a copy of Pirated Copy, it will copy whatever Pirated Copy is copying, be a Pirate in addition to its other types, and have "Whenever this creature or another creature with the same name deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card." (2022-12-02) If Pirated Copy doesn't enter the battlefield as a creature (such as by copying an artifact or land that became a creature), it doesn't become a Pirate, though it still has the granted triggered ability
Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund There's a couple of reasons this throwback still gets played in Commander
I could have sworn I heard that boy moving around up here. Aunt May Illustrated by Fariba Khamseh Standard Legal Alchemy Legal Pioneer Legal Historic Legal Modern Legal Brawl Legal Legacy Legal Comp
P/T Number 455 Language English Legal Formats Alchemy, Brawl, Commander, Competitive Brawl, Historic, Legacy, Modern, Pioneer, Standard, Timeless, Vintage Rulings (6/6/2025) In the case where you can't choose a creature an opponent controls for Zenos's first ability (probably because your opponents control no creatures), other creatures will still get -2/-2 until end of turn when Zenos's first ability resolves
While your soul is trapped in this way, your body is inert, ceases aging, and requires no food, air, or water